Wikipedia. Some call it aggressively unreliable. Others call it almost certainly the only tool we have to solve the most perplexing mysteries that pepper America’s history.

Rachel Gaffin and Sydney Geyer are here to read you the finest that Wikipedia has to offer and use that largely unverified information to make the final call as to who killed JFK, where Elvis is currently living, and just how the Illuminati get their teeth so white.

Like a couple of mothers whose babies have been kidnapped by the Russian mafia, your hosts are looking for answers. And, in this metaphor, Wikipedia is the yarn map.